Short Answer: He shell-ebrated the turtle's life with a "turtley" awesome funeral procession! ๐ข๐๐
Explanation: When the boy's turtle died, instead of being sad, he decided to celebrate its life in a fun and unique way. He organized a funeral procession for the turtle, complete with a little turtle-sized casket and a parade of his stuffed animal friends. They played cheerful music, danced, and had a "shell-ebration" to remember the turtle's presence in their lives. It was a funny and lighthearted way for the boy to cope with his loss and honor his beloved pet turtle. ๐
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