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Hellen Nduta
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Nov 9, 2021
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Maida
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Nov 4, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Zakia
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Victor Kamau
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Oct 27, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Oct 12, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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John Kamande
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Sep 27, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Latifa
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Maida
Guest
Sep 19, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Neema
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Aug 31, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Mariam
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 9, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Makame
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
May 29, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 25, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 6, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 2, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mgeni
Guest
May 2, 2021
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 15, 2021
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2021
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 20, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Bakari
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 16, 2021
😄 You got me good!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Warda
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Feb 27, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Maimuna
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jan 28, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
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Jan 23, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Biashara
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
Thanks Ackyshine
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jan 4, 2021
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 26, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 20, 2020
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 5, 2020
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
