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Omari
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Sep 15, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Khatib
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Sep 14, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Lydia Mahiga
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Sep 13, 2021
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Charles Mboje
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Sep 8, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Salum
Guest
Sep 5, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 28, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Robert Okello
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Aug 21, 2021
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Joyce Aoko
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Aug 18, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Masika
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 15, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Zakia
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 24, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Selemani
Guest
May 16, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Zuhura
Guest
May 2, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Maneno
Guest
Apr 29, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Abdillah
Guest
Mar 10, 2021
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 26, 2021
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 25, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 2, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 22, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Khalifa
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 5, 2021
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 24, 2020
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 21, 2020
😄 You got me good!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 1, 2020
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 18, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rabia
Guest
Nov 16, 2020
🤣 This joke is too good!
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 10, 2020
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 3, 2020
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 31, 2020
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mariam
Guest
Oct 25, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sharifa
Guest
Oct 24, 2020
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Khalifa
Guest
Oct 20, 2020
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 19, 2020
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 1, 2020
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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John Mwangi
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Sep 25, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
