Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! ๐ช๐
Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.
Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 5, 2022
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 24, 2022
Dear math, Iโm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. ๐๐คฏ
Jamila (Guest) on February 16, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. โ๐โโ๏ธ
Halima (Guest) on February 15, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on January 31, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 31, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ต
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on January 30, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐ง๐ฅ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on January 27, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. ๐ ๐๏ธ
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 26, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 21, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Grace Minja (Guest) on January 6, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on January 5, 2022
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
Mashaka (Guest) on January 5, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
Tabu (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Faiza (Guest) on December 24, 2021
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 16, 2021
Donโt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐ค
Grace Minja (Guest) on December 9, 2021
๐ I canโt even breathe, so funny!
Hashim (Guest) on December 2, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
David Nyerere (Guest) on December 1, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. ๐ฉโ๐ง๐คทโโ๏ธ
Zainab (Guest) on November 28, 2021
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
Rashid (Guest) on November 18, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 16, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 14, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
Grace Mligo (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! ๐
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโt work! ๐๐
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 24, 2021
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
Mwanaidi (Guest) on October 18, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on October 4, 2021
Whatโs black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐ฐ๐ค
Aziza (Guest) on September 25, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 22, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 9, 2021
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Daudi (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Maida (Guest) on August 17, 2021
๐ Sharing right away!
David Kawawa (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ถ๐ต
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on August 11, 2021
Why donโt koalas make great detectives? Theyโre terrible at following koal-ifications! ๐จ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
John Lissu (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
James Mduma (Guest) on August 1, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐ก
George Wanjala (Guest) on July 27, 2021
๐ Iโm dying!
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on July 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 2, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Kiza (Guest) on July 1, 2021
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 30, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
Victor Kimario (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 19, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Mwachumu (Guest) on June 5, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Mwakisu (Guest) on May 31, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Shani (Guest) on May 28, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
Raha (Guest) on May 22, 2021
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Mariam (Guest) on May 21, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐ถ
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 12, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐๐๏ธ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Yahya (Guest) on May 5, 2021
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Mwanais (Guest) on May 4, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐ฆ๐ฉ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on May 1, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐๐
Khatib (Guest) on April 25, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
Yahya (Guest) on April 22, 2021
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Tambwe (Guest) on April 17, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 13, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐ฉ๐