Short Answer: Because it was rated "Arrrr!"
Explanation: The boy couldn't go to the pirate movie because it was rated "Arrrr!" This is a play on words, as "Arrrr!" sounds like the pirate exclamation "Arr!" and also resembles the word "R" which stands for Restricted. The use of the pirate theme adds a humorous touch to the answer. ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฟ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 1, 2021
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 18, 2021
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
John Kamande (Guest) on September 16, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 8, 2021
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
Amina (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 27, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 21, 2021
Why donโt scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! โ๏ธ๐ค
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 12, 2021
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 10, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. ๐๐คฃ
Tambwe (Guest) on July 26, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is just too good!
Mwachumu (Guest) on July 21, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
Zuhura (Guest) on June 26, 2021
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
Yusuf (Guest) on June 22, 2021
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 22, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 16, 2021
๐ Mood instantly lifted!
Athumani (Guest) on June 16, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donโt have chairs! ๐๐ฅ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 1, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 28, 2021
I canโt wait to tell this joke at my next party! ๐
Safiya (Guest) on May 19, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on May 13, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ค
Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 7, 2021
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 18, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
Mwanaidi (Guest) on April 17, 2021
Whoever said money canโt buy happiness didnโt know where to shop. ๐ต๐๏ธ
Shabani (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 11, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
Mgeni (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, itโs a beautiful day. โ๏ธ๐
Halimah (Guest) on April 8, 2021
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโit fixes everything. ๐ท๐
Diana Mallya (Guest) on April 7, 2021
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on April 5, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Daudi (Guest) on April 1, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Sharifa (Guest) on March 28, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 24, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on March 14, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
Kassim (Guest) on February 28, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Rahim (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 24, 2021
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Saidi (Guest) on February 22, 2021
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
Rubea (Guest) on February 8, 2021
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
Shabani (Guest) on January 29, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
Jamila (Guest) on January 27, 2021
Iโm not weird; Iโm limited edition. ๐๐ฆ
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 18, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 13, 2021
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
Binti (Guest) on January 12, 2021
๐ Pure comedy gold!
Mgeni (Guest) on January 11, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐๐ฐ
Daudi (Guest) on January 2, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Frank Macha (Guest) on December 27, 2020
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 27, 2020
Why donโt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ๐ฑ๐ฐ
Selemani (Guest) on December 12, 2020
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
John Kamande (Guest) on December 11, 2020
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 11, 2020
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 5, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
Halimah (Guest) on December 1, 2020
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 18, 2020
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 28, 2020
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐