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Elizabeth Mrope
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Nov 19, 2021
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Maida
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Majid
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Husna
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Salma
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Sep 26, 2021
😂 Gotta save this!
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Sofia
Guest
Sep 17, 2021
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Halimah
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Jamal
Guest
Aug 3, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 21, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 16, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 8, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 6, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Zubeida
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jun 12, 2021
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Khatib
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 3, 2021
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
May 29, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Apr 4, 2021
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 5, 2021
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Mjaka
Guest
Mar 2, 2021
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 22, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 15, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Robert Okello
Guest
Feb 12, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salma
Guest
Feb 4, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Bakari
Guest
Jan 25, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Raha
Guest
Jan 19, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 12, 2021
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 7, 2021
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Tambwe
Guest
Jan 3, 2021
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Dec 16, 2020
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Dec 12, 2020
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Dec 3, 2020
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Nov 24, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 22, 2020
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Nov 21, 2020
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Maulid
Guest
Nov 17, 2020
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
