The Chatty Carnation! π¬πΈ It just can't stop petal-ing! πΌπ
Explanation: The Chatty Carnation represents a funny and playful answer to the question. By personifying the flower and giving it a talkative nature, we create an amusing image of a flower that can't help but babble away. The use of the emoji adds to the lightheartedness and cheerfulness of the response.
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2022
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
Sumaya (Guest) on December 31, 2021
π Iβm seriously crying over here!
Wande (Guest) on December 17, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Mwakisu (Guest) on December 11, 2021
π Iβm dying!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on December 11, 2021
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on December 8, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
Furaha (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
Rahma (Guest) on November 5, 2021
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π
Warda (Guest) on October 31, 2021
Itβs not that Iβm lazy, Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 25, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! π₯π
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on October 22, 2021
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youβre innocent.' π¬π
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 22, 2021
π Saving this one!
Baraka (Guest) on October 16, 2021
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
David Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ππ¬
Mtumwa (Guest) on September 22, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Mchawi (Guest) on September 17, 2021
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
Moses Mwita (Guest) on September 16, 2021
Whoever said money canβt buy happiness didnβt know where to shop. π΅ποΈ
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 14, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! π§Ήβ°
Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 2, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πͺπ€£
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ππ
Jamal (Guest) on August 28, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Amani (Guest) on August 16, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Fikiri (Guest) on August 12, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 31, 2021
π I needed that laugh!
Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 30, 2021
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Omar (Guest) on July 20, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππͺ
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 12, 2021
π Iβm sending this to everyone I know!
Issack (Guest) on June 26, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 26, 2021
Iβm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. π§ π§
George Tenga (Guest) on June 22, 2021
Iβve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. π§ββοΈπ
Makame (Guest) on June 19, 2021
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 15, 2021
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Kassim (Guest) on May 26, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! π§±π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 12, 2021
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 4, 2021
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ππ
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on April 29, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on April 21, 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyβd be bagels! π₯―π
Fikiri (Guest) on April 12, 2021
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Hekima (Guest) on April 12, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
Nassar (Guest) on April 10, 2021
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! π§π₯
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 4, 2021
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on March 24, 2021
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
Kahina (Guest) on March 13, 2021
If weβre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? π§π
Sultan (Guest) on March 11, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on March 10, 2021
Iβm on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. ππ
Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on March 6, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 1, 2021
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 26, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
Rubea (Guest) on February 24, 2021
I donβt need a mood ring; I have a face. ππ¬
Bakari (Guest) on February 20, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 17, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canβt fit them in their trunks! ππ±
Maida (Guest) on February 8, 2021
I havenβt even gone to bed yet, and I already canβt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ππ
Abdillah (Guest) on February 7, 2021
π Iβm still cracking up!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 30, 2021
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 25, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§