Q: Which bus crossed the ocean? ๐๐ A: The hippopota-"bus"! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The joke plays on the word "bus" by incorporating a pun with the word "hippopotamus." By combining the words, we create a playful image of a hippopotamus driving a bus across the ocean, which is quite absurd and humorous. The use of the ๐ emoji represents the ocean, while the ๐ฆ emoji represents the hippopotamus, adding a fun visual element to the joke.
James Kawawa (Guest) on September 8, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on September 1, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 17, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
Shabani (Guest) on August 12, 2021
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 8, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on August 6, 2021
๐ This one really got me!
Rahim (Guest) on August 3, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 2, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Frank Macha (Guest) on August 2, 2021
Calories donโt count if you eat with friends. ๐ฐ๐ฏโโ๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
Salum (Guest) on July 25, 2021
I told myself I should stop drinking, but Iโm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐บ๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 24, 2021
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Mwanaidha (Guest) on July 5, 2021
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
Amir (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Why couldnโt the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! ๐ฒ๐
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 27, 2021
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฐ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on June 24, 2021
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 21, 2021
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโt like bills! ๐ฆ๐ต
Muslima (Guest) on June 10, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
Zulekha (Guest) on May 30, 2021
๐ You got me good!
Omari (Guest) on May 19, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 2, 2021
This is pure comedy gold! ๐
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 22, 2021
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
Farida (Guest) on April 19, 2021
When I said Iโd do it later, I didnโt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. ๐ ๐
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 2, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Latifa (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐ค
James Kimani (Guest) on March 8, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐ ๐ โโ๏ธ
Bahati (Guest) on March 8, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on February 28, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Mariam (Guest) on February 22, 2021
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 20, 2021
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 3, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 25, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Why donโt oysters donate to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐ฐ
Shabani (Guest) on January 22, 2021
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
Hashim (Guest) on January 2, 2021
If stress burned calories, Iโd be a supermodel. ๐ฅ๐
Nuru (Guest) on December 21, 2020
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 20, 2020
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 14, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Wande (Guest) on December 3, 2020
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
Abubakar (Guest) on November 29, 2020
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
Mgeni (Guest) on November 23, 2020
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐๐
David Kawawa (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
John Lissu (Guest) on November 20, 2020
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Fikiri (Guest) on November 3, 2020
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 2, 2020
๐ Iโm dying!
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 2, 2020
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Hassan (Guest) on October 27, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐๐ฌ
Ali (Guest) on October 18, 2020
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
Maimuna (Guest) on October 10, 2020
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 9, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Zuhura (Guest) on October 3, 2020
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 23, 2020
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on September 20, 2020
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐ ๐
Sofia (Guest) on September 19, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on September 19, 2020
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
Mchuma (Guest) on September 15, 2020
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
George Mallya (Guest) on September 8, 2020
๐ That punchline was epic!
Furaha (Guest) on September 8, 2020
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐