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Lucy Mahiga
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Jan 20, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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James Mduma
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Jan 12, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Sultan
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Jan 8, 2022
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Elizabeth Malima
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Jan 7, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Jane Muthui
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Dec 24, 2021
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Khadija
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Dec 23, 2021
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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John Kamande
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Dec 13, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Mwanakhamis
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Dec 11, 2021
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mary Mrope
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Dec 10, 2021
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Yusra
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Dec 6, 2021
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Sarah Mbise
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Nov 20, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Rose Lowassa
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Nov 11, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Wilson Ombati
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Oct 31, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Saidi
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Sep 23, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Alex Nyamweya
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Sep 22, 2021
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Stephen Kangethe
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Sep 13, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Raha
Guest
Sep 11, 2021
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Khatib
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Sep 4, 2021
😂 So funny!
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Aug 27, 2021
😄 Too good!
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Aug 11, 2021
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Peter Mugendi
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Aug 11, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Rahma
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Jul 26, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Shamsa
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Janet Mwikali
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Jul 16, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 23, 2021
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Zakaria
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Jun 11, 2021
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 2, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mchuma
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May 23, 2021
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nancy Akumu
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May 22, 2021
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Diana Mallya
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May 18, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mariam
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May 9, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Peter Mbise
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May 9, 2021
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
May 7, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 5, 2021
😂 This is a keeper!
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George Mallya
Guest
May 2, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 30, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Amani
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Apr 28, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 11, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Apr 7, 2021
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mary Kidata
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Apr 6, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Grace Minja
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Apr 3, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Maulid
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Apr 2, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Furaha
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Mar 4, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Jackson Makori
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Feb 24, 2021
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Feb 21, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Jabir
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
