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Omar
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Aug 14, 2021
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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John Malisa
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Aug 4, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Francis Njeru
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Jul 13, 2021
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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George Tenga
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Jul 5, 2021
You canโt make everyone happy. Youโre not pizza. ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
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Jul 4, 2021
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Mercy Atieno
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Jun 30, 2021
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Rukia
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Jun 24, 2021
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. ๐ฉ๐
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Kheri
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Jun 17, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Zakaria
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Jun 12, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฅต
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Lucy Wangui
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Jun 11, 2021
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 6, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโre always stuffed! ๐งธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Faith Kariuki
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Jun 4, 2021
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Warda
Guest
May 16, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Mzee
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May 15, 2021
Why donโt oysters share their pearls? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆช๐
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Mary Njeri
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May 14, 2021
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
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Sumaya
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May 8, 2021
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Lucy Kimotho
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May 7, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Andrew Mahiga
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May 6, 2021
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐งฑ๐
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
May 4, 2021
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Michael Mboya
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Apr 23, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Omari
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Apr 19, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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Mariam Hassan
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Apr 18, 2021
I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐๐ท
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Zakaria
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Apr 5, 2021
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Thomas Mwakalindile
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Apr 1, 2021
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Neema
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Mar 22, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Joseph Kitine
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Mar 1, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Grace Minja
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Feb 27, 2021
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Maida
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Feb 22, 2021
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Salma
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Feb 11, 2021
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I had to share this with everyone!
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Sharifa
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Feb 10, 2021
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Alice Mrema
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Feb 6, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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George Ndungu
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Jan 30, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Sekela
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐คฃ๐
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Lydia Mutheu
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Jan 12, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
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Josephine Nduta
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Jan 9, 2021
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I needed that laugh!
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Mariam Hassan
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Dec 29, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Diana Mumbua
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Dec 24, 2020
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Janet Sumari
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Dec 6, 2020
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. ๐๐
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Robert Ndunguru
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Dec 5, 2020
Why donโt crabs give to charity? Because theyโre shellfish! ๐ฆ๐ฐ
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 2, 2020
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! ๐ถ๐งป
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Maneno
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Dec 1, 2020
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Michael Onyango
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Nov 27, 2020
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ๐๐
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Mary Njeri
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Nov 21, 2020
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Janet Wambura
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Nov 21, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Hashim
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Nov 16, 2020
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Daudi
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Nov 13, 2020
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Mariam Hassan
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Nov 10, 2020
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโt come back? A stick! ๐ช๐ฟ
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James Malima
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Nov 10, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ๐๐
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Omar
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Nov 8, 2020
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Peter Mwambui
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Nov 6, 2020
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Ramadhan
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Nov 2, 2020
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
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Victor Malima
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Oct 31, 2020
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
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Jackson Makori
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Oct 13, 2020
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! ๐ตโ๏ธ
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Rose Amukowa
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Oct 12, 2020
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Sofia
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Oct 6, 2020
Whatโs a witchโs favorite subject in school? Spelling! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Jane Malecela
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Sep 29, 2020
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Khalifa
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Sep 28, 2020
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Kenneth Murithi
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Sep 17, 2020
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Victor Kimario
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Sep 16, 2020
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐จโ๐พ๐
