Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" ๐ธ๐ญ
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! ๐๐ถ
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Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Iโm definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐
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Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐ซโ
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Mwanais (Guest) on September 30, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโre transparent! ๐ป๐คฅ
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2021
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Shamim (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Hilarious! This oneโs going into my favorites! ๐
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Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 16, 2021
๐ Best laugh of the day!
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Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! ๐ ๐ง
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 23, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! ๐ฆ๐
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐ฒ๐
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 5, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2021
๐คฃ Sending this now!
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John Mwangi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
๐ This just made my day!
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Issa (Guest) on February 21, 2021
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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