Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭
Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on January 1, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
Mchuma (Guest) on December 31, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 28, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
Zulekha (Guest) on December 27, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on December 6, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on December 4, 2021
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
Chiku (Guest) on November 29, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
Sumaya (Guest) on November 25, 2021
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 20, 2021
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
Lucy Wangui (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 10, 2021
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on November 6, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
Fatuma (Guest) on November 2, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 19, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
Rashid (Guest) on October 11, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
Mwagonda (Guest) on October 9, 2021
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 5, 2021
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 30, 2021
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Mwanais (Guest) on September 30, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on September 25, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 21, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
Shamim (Guest) on September 20, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Chris Okello (Guest) on September 16, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 14, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2021
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Hawa (Guest) on September 3, 2021
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
Victor Malima (Guest) on August 29, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
David Chacha (Guest) on August 28, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Arifa (Guest) on August 19, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 12, 2021
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on August 9, 2021
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
Mchuma (Guest) on August 3, 2021
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Frank Macha (Guest) on July 28, 2021
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
Paul Kamau (Guest) on July 16, 2021
😁 Best laugh of the day!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on July 5, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
Asha (Guest) on June 30, 2021
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 29, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Chris Okello (Guest) on June 21, 2021
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 30, 2021
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 22, 2021
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Ndoto (Guest) on May 20, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Maimuna (Guest) on May 3, 2021
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Hamida (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Linda Karimi (Guest) on April 23, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 8, 2021
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 5, 2021
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 1, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
Rubea (Guest) on March 30, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
John Mwangi (Guest) on March 27, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 26, 2021
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Khadija (Guest) on March 24, 2021
😆 That punchline!
Fadhila (Guest) on March 24, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Khadija (Guest) on March 16, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
Kevin Maina (Guest) on March 3, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Issa (Guest) on February 21, 2021
🤣 This joke is too good!
Henry Mollel (Guest) on February 1, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
Violet Mumo (Guest) on February 1, 2021
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on January 28, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆