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Samuel Omondi
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Nov 20, 2021
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 9, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 31, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 22, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Biashara
Guest
Oct 21, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Sofia
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
😁 This just made my day!
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Nahida
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Sep 21, 2021
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mashaka
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Leila
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Zakia
Guest
Sep 8, 2021
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Makame
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 8, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Aug 2, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 26, 2021
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Salima
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Amir
Guest
Jul 24, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 23, 2021
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Farida
Guest
Jul 17, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jun 21, 2021
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 18, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Irene Makena
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Jun 11, 2021
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 4, 2021
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Joy Wacera
Guest
May 29, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
May 25, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Rukia
Guest
May 20, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 18, 2021
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 15, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Anna Mchome
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May 1, 2021
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Apr 21, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Chum
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Nassar
Guest
Apr 2, 2021
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Asha
Guest
Mar 22, 2021
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 21, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Nchi
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 17, 2021
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 8, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 10, 2021
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
