A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Khamis (Guest) on October 22, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 17, 2021
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
Rukia (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Habiba (Guest) on October 9, 2021
Iโm not arguing, Iโm just explaining why Iโm right. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 6, 2021
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Biashara (Guest) on September 28, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? ๐ ๐
Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Why donโt vampires like garlic? Itโs a pain in the neck! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ง
George Tenga (Guest) on September 14, 2021
๐ Iโm dying!
Issa (Guest) on September 9, 2021
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! ๐ช๐ฅ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 7, 2021
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 22, 2021
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. ๐ธ๐ญ
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 15, 2021
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
Mwinyi (Guest) on August 15, 2021
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Biashara (Guest) on August 11, 2021
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ๐๐
Omari (Guest) on August 10, 2021
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ๐
Raha (Guest) on August 9, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 4, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 3, 2021
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
Chiku (Guest) on July 13, 2021
What do you call a can opener that doesnโt work? A canโt opener! ๐ฅซ๐ซ
Daudi (Guest) on July 7, 2021
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2021
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 29, 2021
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
Rashid (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐ด๐น
Mtumwa (Guest) on June 23, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 21, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Mjaka (Guest) on June 11, 2021
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
Charles Mrope (Guest) on June 9, 2021
Iโm not late. Iโm just early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 6, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Kijakazi (Guest) on May 18, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
Kiza (Guest) on May 18, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
John Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2021
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 14, 2021
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Mwafirika (Guest) on April 30, 2021
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
Francis Njeru (Guest) on April 18, 2021
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
James Malima (Guest) on April 18, 2021
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Hawa (Guest) on April 8, 2021
How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ฒ๐ป
Rehema (Guest) on April 6, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โณ๐
Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 17, 2021
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! ๐ฆ๐ฅ
Khamis (Guest) on March 15, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
Salma (Guest) on March 7, 2021
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! ๐๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 4, 2021
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 12, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
Mtumwa (Guest) on January 24, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2021
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 18, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
Samuel Were (Guest) on January 15, 2021
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Mwalimu (Guest) on December 30, 2020
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 27, 2020
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Kahina (Guest) on December 8, 2020
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 2, 2020
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on November 29, 2020
๐ Rolling on the floor!
Bakari (Guest) on November 25, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐๐
Selemani (Guest) on November 24, 2020
Itโs okay if you donโt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ๐๐
James Malima (Guest) on November 17, 2020
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on November 14, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! ๐โจ
Ibrahim (Guest) on November 10, 2020
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Shukuru (Guest) on November 8, 2020
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐ฅ๐ฉ
Daudi (Guest) on October 31, 2020
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Susan Wangari (Guest) on October 24, 2020
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐ฑ๐