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Jul 30, 2021
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Charles Wafula
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Jul 28, 2021
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Henry Mollel
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Jul 22, 2021
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! π»ββοΈπ
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Hamida
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Jul 20, 2021
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
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Jamila
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Jul 15, 2021
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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David Musyoka
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Jul 5, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πΈπ‘
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Alex Nakitare
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Jun 11, 2021
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Iβm still laughing!
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Ruth Wanjiku
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Jun 9, 2021
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Anthony Kariuki
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Jun 8, 2021
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
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Nashon
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Jun 5, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
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Omari
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May 28, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ππ
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Robert Okello
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May 17, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! π·ββοΈποΈ
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Bernard Oduor
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May 14, 2021
π That punchline was epic!
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George Wanjala
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May 7, 2021
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
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Ali
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Apr 17, 2021
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Joyce Mussa
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Apr 14, 2021
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! π
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Saidi
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Apr 11, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Athumani
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Apr 5, 2021
Iβve learned so much from my mistakes, Iβm thinking of making a few more. ππ
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Thomas Mtaki
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Mar 28, 2021
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ
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Alice Mrema
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Mar 23, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Mar 17, 2021
π What a joke!
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Anna Kibwana
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Mar 8, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. π€π€ΈββοΈ
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Majid
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Mar 5, 2021
Why donβt we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? π±π°
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Alice Wanjiru
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Feb 17, 2021
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
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Nancy Kawawa
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Feb 13, 2021
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Bakari
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Feb 6, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jan 29, 2021
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
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Saidi
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Jan 20, 2021
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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James Kimani
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Jan 9, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
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Alice Jebet
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Dec 31, 2020
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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George Mallya
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Dec 26, 2020
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereβs my tractor? ππ€·ββοΈ
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Robert Ndunguru
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Dec 24, 2020
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 17, 2020
π That punchline!
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Joseph Kitine
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Dec 11, 2020
Sometimes I drink waterβjust to surprise my liver. π₯€π
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Ndoto
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Dec 11, 2020
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πΈπ»
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Jane Muthoni
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Nov 30, 2020
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Asha
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Nov 22, 2020
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnβt see himself doing it! π»π«
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Warda
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Nov 15, 2020
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
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Nuru
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Nov 15, 2020
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. π‘π
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Masika
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Nov 15, 2020
π€£ This joke just made my whole day!
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Mariam Hassan
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Nov 9, 2020
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Rose Kiwanga
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Nov 6, 2020
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Jaffar
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Nov 3, 2020
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Henry Sokoine
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Oct 26, 2020
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I needed that!
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Francis Mtangi
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Oct 24, 2020
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 22, 2020
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Hashim
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Oct 15, 2020
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. π€·ββοΈπ€
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David Musyoka
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Oct 4, 2020
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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Rukia
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Sep 28, 2020
Whatβs a frogβs favorite candy? Lollihops! πΈπ
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David Musyoka
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Sep 24, 2020
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Alice Mrema
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Sep 23, 2020
π Perfect joke!
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Tabitha Okumu
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Sep 21, 2020
I canβt brain today. I has the dumb. π§ π€―
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George Tenga
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Sep 20, 2020
π This joke just made my day!
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Jane Muthoni
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Sep 18, 2020
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
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Rashid
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Sep 18, 2020
I could give up chocolate, but Iβm not a quitter. π«πͺ
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Selemani
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Sep 14, 2020
Coffee: because adulting is hard. βπ¨βπΌ
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Josephine Nekesa
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Sep 12, 2020
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Mwalimu
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Sep 5, 2020
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. π»π£οΈ
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Jafari
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Aug 23, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! π
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Alex Nakitare
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Aug 18, 2020
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£