The snowman went on a "low-carb" diet! ❄️🥕
Explanation: Snowmen are made of snow, so they are essentially made up of frozen water. Therefore, since they don't have a body like humans, they can't go on a traditional diet. But if we were to imagine that the snowman could go on a diet, it would be a "low-carb" diet because they don't want to consume anything that could potentially melt them, like carbohydrates. It's a playful way to think about the eating habits of a snowman! ❄️🥕😄
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