Short answer: He got twelve months!
Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐คฃ๐
Zubeida (Guest) on December 26, 2021
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. ๐ค๐คธโโ๏ธ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 21, 2021
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 17, 2021
๐ So funny!
Tambwe (Guest) on December 9, 2021
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! โฑ๏ธ๐
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 8, 2021
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Martin Otieno (Guest) on November 27, 2021
๐ This joke just made my day!
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on November 23, 2021
๐คฃ This one got me good!
Zubeida (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 12, 2021
Iโve got to save this one, too funny! ๐
Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 1, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on October 27, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. ๐๐จโ๐ผ
David Musyoka (Guest) on October 19, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 20, 2021
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 12, 2021
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 9, 2021
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
Makame (Guest) on August 24, 2021
๐ What a joke!
Daudi (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Iโm not shy. Iโm holding back my awesomeness so I donโt intimidate you. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Hekima (Guest) on August 24, 2021
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐คฃ
Juma (Guest) on August 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 22, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 21, 2021
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. ๐ก๐
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 15, 2021
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
Salum (Guest) on August 14, 2021
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 5, 2021
๐ Iโm still cracking up!
Rabia (Guest) on July 15, 2021
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
Hashim (Guest) on July 14, 2021
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
Yahya (Guest) on July 10, 2021
Iโm still cracking up, that was brilliant! ๐คฃ
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on July 9, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! ๐ค๐
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
Yahya (Guest) on July 1, 2021
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on June 23, 2021
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐โ๏ธ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 15, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Daudi (Guest) on June 11, 2021
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
Amir (Guest) on June 7, 2021
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 3, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 20, 2021
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
Rabia (Guest) on May 14, 2021
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐ฐ
Nchi (Guest) on May 14, 2021
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Habiba (Guest) on May 9, 2021
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
Masika (Guest) on May 6, 2021
๐ Still cracking up!
Fadhila (Guest) on May 3, 2021
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
James Kimani (Guest) on May 1, 2021
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Sekela (Guest) on April 29, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
John Mwangi (Guest) on April 27, 2021
Iโm not saying Iโm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐คซ
Muslima (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite letter? You think itโs R, but it be the C! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 14, 2021
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
Shukuru (Guest) on April 13, 2021
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
Issa (Guest) on April 9, 2021
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
Susan Wangari (Guest) on April 9, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
Abdullah (Guest) on April 8, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! ๐ฎ๐
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 1, 2021
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 30, 2021
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
Fatuma (Guest) on March 29, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐๐คก
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 22, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Jaffar (Guest) on March 21, 2021
๐ Perfect joke!
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 17, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 15, 2021
This joke is too funny, Iโm sharing it with everyone! ๐
Francis Mrope (Guest) on March 9, 2021
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐๐
David Ochieng (Guest) on March 7, 2021
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐