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Ramadhan
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Dec 9, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Elizabeth Malima
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Dec 7, 2021
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
😅 I needed that!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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James Kimani
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Nov 14, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Hawa
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Issack
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Issack
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 9, 2021
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 29, 2021
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Shukuru
Guest
Sep 15, 2021
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 4, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 29, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 22, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Aug 18, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Anna Malela
Guest
Aug 5, 2021
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 29, 2021
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 25, 2021
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 19, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Neema
Guest
Jul 7, 2021
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 5, 2021
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 20, 2021
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Salum
Guest
Jun 16, 2021
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Maulid
Guest
May 31, 2021
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 31, 2021
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Salum
Guest
May 28, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 19, 2021
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Mwinyi
Guest
May 19, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Anna Sumari
Guest
May 14, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Rahma
Guest
May 1, 2021
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Apr 26, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Apr 23, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 16, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Arifa
Guest
Apr 1, 2021
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Mar 14, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 13, 2021
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 17, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Feb 13, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 6, 2021
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 3, 2021
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 31, 2021
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Asha
Guest
Jan 17, 2021
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Maulid
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
