This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Janet Mbithe
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Oct 8, 2021
😄 You got me!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Oct 3, 2021
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Anna Sumari
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Sep 28, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 12, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 2, 2021
🤣 Sending this now!
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 28, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Fadhila
Guest
Aug 25, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Paul Ndomba
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Aug 2, 2021
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 22, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jul 14, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 27, 2021
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Jane Muthui
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Jun 20, 2021
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 17, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Makame
Guest
Jun 13, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Baridi
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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James Kawawa
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May 31, 2021
🤣 Pure genius!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 27, 2021
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Khalifa
Guest
May 25, 2021
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Francis Njeru
Guest
May 22, 2021
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 20, 2021
😆 That punchline!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 16, 2021
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Jamila
Guest
May 9, 2021
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
May 6, 2021
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 27, 2021
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 6, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 3, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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David Sokoine
Guest
Mar 23, 2021
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Mar 7, 2021
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 4, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Hekima
Guest
Feb 14, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 5, 2021
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jan 26, 2021
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 18, 2021
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Dec 30, 2020
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 29, 2020
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 23, 2020
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 10, 2020
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Dec 8, 2020
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Dec 4, 2020
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Nov 9, 2020
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Oct 29, 2020
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 12, 2020
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Oct 11, 2020
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 10, 2020
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Fadhili
Guest
Oct 2, 2020
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Sep 28, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 20, 2020
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Sep 5, 2020
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 4, 2020
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 1, 2020
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 25, 2020
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
