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Agnes Njeri
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Oct 29, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 14, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Andrew Mahiga
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Oct 11, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Oct 6, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Sekela
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Ndoto
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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John Malisa
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Kahina
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 13, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 4, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 27, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mohamed
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Hekima
Guest
May 23, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 18, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 18, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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James Mduma
Guest
May 13, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 11, 2022
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 7, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
May 6, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
May 1, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 27, 2022
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Apr 26, 2022
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Sofia
Guest
Apr 10, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rahma
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Bahati
Guest
Feb 25, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 16, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 24, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Binti
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jan 3, 2022
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 22, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rukia
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Dec 19, 2021
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Dec 12, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Omari
Guest
Dec 11, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 6, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Grace Minja
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 21, 2021
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
