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Brian Karanja
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Farida
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Wande
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 30, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jul 9, 2022
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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George Tenga
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Zubeida
Guest
Jul 2, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Issa
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 5, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Issack
Guest
May 18, 2022
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
May 18, 2022
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Muslima
Guest
May 17, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 3, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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George Ndungu
Guest
May 3, 2022
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Mwagonda
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 16, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Azima
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 27, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Sultan
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 11, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Salma
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 12, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 10, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Feb 4, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Furaha
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Jan 11, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 9, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Nashon
Guest
Jan 2, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 28, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Dec 17, 2021
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 29, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Frank Macha
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Oct 29, 2021
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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James Kawawa
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Shani
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Oct 15, 2021
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Chris Okello
Guest
Oct 11, 2021
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 8, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 6, 2021
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 1, 2021
😂 This joke just made my day!
