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Makame
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Sep 20, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Esther Nyambura
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Sep 19, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mhina
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Kijakazi
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
😄 Too good!
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mazrui
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Anna Malela
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 5, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Amir
Guest
Jun 26, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Ann Wambui
Guest
May 25, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mariam
Guest
May 3, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
May 1, 2022
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 28, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Maulid
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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James Kimani
Guest
Apr 3, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Asha
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Maimuna
Guest
Feb 18, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 5, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 28, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 20, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Salum
Guest
Nov 11, 2021
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 26, 2021
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Jamila
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 13, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Oct 10, 2021
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 28, 2021
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 16, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
