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Samuel Were
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Sep 3, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Irene Makena
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Bakari
Guest
Aug 8, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Masika
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jul 17, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Jul 1, 2022
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jun 24, 2022
😄 Perfect joke!
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 23, 2022
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 19, 2022
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Asha
Guest
Jun 14, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 13, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Kazija
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Abdillah
Guest
May 27, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 11, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Muslima
Guest
May 9, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 7, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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David Chacha
Guest
May 4, 2022
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 18, 2022
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 12, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Mohamed
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Apr 7, 2022
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 4, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 1, 2022
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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George Ndungu
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Khamis
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Juma
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Mar 20, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 24, 2022
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 17, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Abubakar
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Amani
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Halima
Guest
Jan 26, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Nov 30, 2021
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Nov 6, 2021
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Nov 5, 2021
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Oct 19, 2021
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 14, 2021
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Leila
Guest
Oct 7, 2021
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Sep 24, 2021
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 20, 2021
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
