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Mwachumu
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Dec 4, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Tabu
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 23, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Oct 17, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Nchi
Guest
Sep 29, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Rashid
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Sep 3, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 16, 2022
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
😅 I’m still laughing!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jun 11, 2022
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 7, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mustafa
Guest
May 31, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Issack
Guest
May 28, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Mwalimu
Guest
May 28, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 26, 2022
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
May 18, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Neema
Guest
May 16, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
May 11, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Tabu
Guest
May 10, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 14, 2022
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Apr 5, 2022
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Chiku
Guest
Mar 31, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Arifa
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Nashon
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Abubakar
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Frank Macha
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Mar 16, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 14, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 13, 2022
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 23, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Nuru
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 15, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 7, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Rubea
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Hawa
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jan 13, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
