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Charles Mboje
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Dec 29, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Rubea
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Sultan
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Amani
Guest
Sep 10, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Khadija
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Aug 6, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Asha
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 22, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Jul 18, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Jul 3, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 25, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jun 16, 2022
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 4, 2022
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Maneno
Guest
May 15, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 13, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nyota
Guest
May 11, 2022
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Latifa
Guest
May 2, 2022
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 30, 2022
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Mwajabu
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Mar 23, 2022
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
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David Chacha
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 6, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
