What do witches order at hotels? Broom service! 🧹✨
Explanation: This funny answer plays on the idea of witches and their association with brooms. Instead of the usual room service, witches would humorously request "broom service" since brooms are often depicted as their mode of transportation. It adds a touch of whimsy and magic to the traditional hotel service, making for a playful and creative response. The broom emoji and sparkle emoji further enhance the magical atmosphere.
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 23, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Amina (Guest) on October 18, 2022
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Tambwe (Guest) on October 16, 2022
😄 You got me good!
Sultan (Guest) on September 30, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on September 24, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Rabia (Guest) on August 31, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Peter Otieno (Guest) on August 30, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on August 27, 2022
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
Paul Kamau (Guest) on August 26, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 22, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 17, 2022
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 14, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
Irene Akoth (Guest) on August 8, 2022
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
Ibrahim (Guest) on August 7, 2022
😂 Can't stop laughing!
Shamim (Guest) on August 6, 2022
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 29, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 27, 2022
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Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
Sarafina (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
Mwanaidi (Guest) on July 20, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 12, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Victor Malima (Guest) on July 4, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
Maida (Guest) on July 2, 2022
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 25, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 24, 2022
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 19, 2022
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 19, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on June 15, 2022
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Athumani (Guest) on June 8, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Jamal (Guest) on May 29, 2022
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
Wande (Guest) on May 25, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on May 19, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
Abubakar (Guest) on May 13, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
Raha (Guest) on April 30, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Jackson Makori (Guest) on April 30, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 24, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 20, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 14, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 6, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
Linda Karimi (Guest) on March 31, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Jafari (Guest) on March 25, 2022
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
Yahya (Guest) on March 6, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
Khadija (Guest) on February 21, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 18, 2022
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
Bahati (Guest) on February 14, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 8, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 3, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
Farida (Guest) on January 19, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Sekela (Guest) on January 18, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
Mwinyi (Guest) on January 13, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 5, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 1, 2022
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 7, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
Kazija (Guest) on December 3, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
Juma (Guest) on November 28, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Mariam (Guest) on November 27, 2021
😅 I needed that!
Nancy Komba (Guest) on November 14, 2021
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 10, 2021
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬