Short Answer: They all know how to "split" and make impressive "peels"! ππ€ΈββοΈ
Explanation: Gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have one hilarious thing in common: their ability to split! While gymnasts and acrobats are known for their amazing split moves, bananas have their own version of a "split" when their peel opens up. It's a funny way to connect these seemingly unrelated things with a dash of humor and a playful emoji to add a cherry on top! π
Halima (Guest) on November 19, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iβm not too sure. π€·ββοΈ
Jabir (Guest) on November 10, 2022
Why donβt oysters share their pearls? Because theyβre shellfish! π¦ͺπ
Shamim (Guest) on October 28, 2022
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ππ§ββοΈ
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
John Kamande (Guest) on October 25, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on October 17, 2022
I love sleep because itβs like a time machine to breakfast. ποΈπ₯
Leila (Guest) on October 11, 2022
This joke deserves an award! π
James Mduma (Guest) on October 6, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnβt add up! βπ€¨
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 5, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ππ
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 29, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Asha (Guest) on September 28, 2022
What did the traffic light say to the car? Donβt look, Iβm changing! π¦π
Nassar (Guest) on September 23, 2022
π This joke just made my day!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on September 13, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 11, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
Daudi (Guest) on September 5, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2022
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on August 29, 2022
Why donβt elephants use computers? Theyβre afraid of the mouse! ππ±οΈ
Mustafa (Guest) on August 27, 2022
Why donβt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! π¦π€
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on August 20, 2022
I donβt trip, I do random gravity checks. ππ€£
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 16, 2022
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! π π§
Khatib (Guest) on August 7, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 30, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. πΌπ΄
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Calories donβt count if you eat with friends. π°π―ββοΈ
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 27, 2022
Iβm not lazy, Iβm on energy-saving mode. π€π
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 20, 2022
Iβm definitely sharing this with my friends! π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on June 20, 2022
π€£ This oneβs fire!
Mashaka (Guest) on June 17, 2022
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. π§ββοΈπ
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 14, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 24, 2022
Sorry, I canβt come to the phone right now. Iβm busy being fabulous. ππ
Rahma (Guest) on May 20, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πΆπ€£
Jabir (Guest) on May 14, 2022
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 10, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. π±πΌ
Mwafirika (Guest) on May 9, 2022
π€£ Didnβt see that coming!
Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 26, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnβt tried chocolate. π«π
Victor Kamau (Guest) on April 20, 2022
π Needed this laugh, thanks!
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on April 17, 2022
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
Zakia (Guest) on April 15, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πββοΈπ
Masika (Guest) on April 8, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. π§ββοΈπ€·ββοΈ
Shukuru (Guest) on April 4, 2022
π I needed that!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 30, 2022
π Iβm saving this one!
Farida (Guest) on March 21, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 17, 2022
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ππ
Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 28, 2022
Whatβs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πͺπ
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
Sofia (Guest) on February 12, 2022
π I need to save this one forever!
Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on February 10, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ππ§Ή
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Iβm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³π
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 14, 2022
Whatβs a catβs favorite color? Purr-ple! π±π
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Jaffar (Guest) on January 9, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
Abubakari (Guest) on January 7, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 2, 2022
π This just made my day!
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 1, 2022
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
Anna Mchome (Guest) on December 1, 2021
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 30, 2021
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ππ¦
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on November 27, 2021
π Iβm dying over here!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 19, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Sultan (Guest) on November 18, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 9, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ