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Sharifa
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Sep 18, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Nahida
Guest
Aug 20, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Aug 12, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Abdillah
Guest
Jun 17, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 10, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 26, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sofia
Guest
May 22, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
May 21, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 6, 2022
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Majid
Guest
May 2, 2022
😂 I’m dying!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 23, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Selemani
Guest
Apr 17, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Grace Minja
Guest
Apr 15, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Mar 22, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Mar 17, 2022
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Mar 15, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Mar 7, 2022
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 4, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Mwanais
Guest
Feb 26, 2022
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 11, 2022
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Feb 8, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Fadhila
Guest
Feb 2, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Jan 15, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Juma
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nasra
Guest
Jan 8, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Farida
Guest
Dec 25, 2021
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 27, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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James Kawawa
Guest
Nov 24, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 19, 2021
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 7, 2021
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 30, 2021
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Safiya
Guest
Oct 28, 2021
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Jafari
Guest
Oct 23, 2021
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Habiba
Guest
Oct 20, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Oct 17, 2021
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 5, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Issa
Guest
Sep 30, 2021
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Salum
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 10, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Sep 7, 2021
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 1, 2021
😂 This is too funny!
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Rashid
Guest
Aug 30, 2021
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 12, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 31, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Rukia
Guest
Jul 28, 2021
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
