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Fikiri
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Sep 20, 2022
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Sarah Achieng
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Sep 19, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Alex Nyamweya
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Sep 18, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Muslima
Guest
Sep 6, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
😄 You got me!
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 1, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Leila
Guest
Jul 25, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Amina
Guest
Jul 16, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jul 6, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 29, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 8, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Salum
Guest
Jun 6, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 1, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Halima
Guest
May 28, 2022
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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John Mwangi
Guest
May 25, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 22, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Mariam
Guest
May 9, 2022
😄 Nailed it!
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 20, 2022
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 2, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Halima
Guest
Mar 10, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Furaha
Guest
Mar 8, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Zawadi
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 6, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Feb 27, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 19, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 21, 2022
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 19, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jan 17, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 12, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Binti
Guest
Jan 4, 2022
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 14, 2021
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 5, 2021
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Warda
Guest
Nov 25, 2021
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Omari
Guest
Nov 20, 2021
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Kahina
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 17, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
