Short Answer: ⚡ Shocked, but electrified with excitement! 😄
Explanation: When Benjamin Franklin discovered electricity, he must have been shocked by the unexpected jolt it gave him. However, instead of being scared, he would have been absolutely thrilled and exhilarated by this electrifying discovery! The combination of being both shocked and excited perfectly captures the humorous irony of the situation. ⚡
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 17, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 10, 2022
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 8, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on November 6, 2022
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
Shamim (Guest) on October 30, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Mwanajuma (Guest) on October 23, 2022
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
Mwinyi (Guest) on October 22, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Asha (Guest) on October 16, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 12, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Azima (Guest) on September 18, 2022
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
Masika (Guest) on September 17, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 14, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Mgeni (Guest) on September 6, 2022
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
Leila (Guest) on September 1, 2022
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
Issack (Guest) on August 28, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on August 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 26, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on July 22, 2022
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 17, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 17, 2022
🤣 Sending this now!
Amani (Guest) on July 10, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
Khadija (Guest) on July 9, 2022
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
Omar (Guest) on July 5, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 3, 2022
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 26, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
Mwajabu (Guest) on June 26, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Maida (Guest) on June 24, 2022
😆 Bookmarking this!
Faith Kariuki (Guest) on June 9, 2022
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Kahina (Guest) on June 6, 2022
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
Nashon (Guest) on June 5, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 4, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 3, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
John Malisa (Guest) on May 31, 2022
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on May 30, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
Baridi (Guest) on May 29, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
Mwachumu (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nchi (Guest) on May 28, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Mzee (Guest) on May 24, 2022
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 18, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on May 8, 2022
😂 Sharing right away!
Salima (Guest) on May 7, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 4, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Yusra (Guest) on May 2, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
Raha (Guest) on April 20, 2022
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Khadija (Guest) on April 18, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Habiba (Guest) on April 16, 2022
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 13, 2022
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 12, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 11, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Furaha (Guest) on March 11, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
Mzee (Guest) on March 10, 2022
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on February 23, 2022
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on February 9, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
Ali (Guest) on January 27, 2022
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on January 25, 2022
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 22, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 17, 2022
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 5, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡