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Joyce Nkya
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Sep 30, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Selemani
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Sep 13, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mary Kendi
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Sep 12, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Janet Wambura
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Sep 1, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mgeni
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Aug 28, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mariam Hassan
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Aug 20, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mustafa
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Aug 18, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ramadhan
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Aug 18, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Joseph Kiwanga
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Aug 5, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Yusra
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Jul 28, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Khamis
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Jul 24, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Diana Mumbua
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Jul 24, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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David Sokoine
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Jul 20, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Latifa
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Jul 8, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mchawi
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Jun 28, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Jackson Makori
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Jun 17, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Mwanaidha
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Jun 11, 2023
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Victor Malima
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Jun 3, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Agnes Lowassa
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May 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Linda Karimi
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May 19, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Shani
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May 12, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Rahma
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May 8, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Mchawi
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Apr 21, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Hekima
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Apr 8, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Alex Nyamweya
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Apr 1, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rubea
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Mar 29, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Lucy Wangui
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Mar 28, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Masika
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Mar 25, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mjaka
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Mar 24, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Janet Wambura
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Mar 23, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Maneno
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Daudi
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Betty Kimaro
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Feb 6, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Khamis
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Jan 29, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Nahida
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Jan 23, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Binti
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Jan 21, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Shamsa
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Jan 20, 2023
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Moses Kipkemboi
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Jan 5, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Shukuru
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Jan 4, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Nassar
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Jan 3, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Omar
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Dec 31, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Nchi
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Dec 29, 2022
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Zawadi
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Dec 28, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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David Sokoine
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Dec 26, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Linda Karimi
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Dec 25, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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John Mushi
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Dec 24, 2022
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Abubakar
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Dec 14, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Kevin Maina
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Dec 9, 2022
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Lucy Wangui
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Dec 3, 2022
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Majid
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Nov 30, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Jane Malecela
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Nov 17, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Esther Nyambura
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Nov 2, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Patrick Mutua
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Oct 17, 2022
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Mgeni
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Oct 17, 2022
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Oct 5, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Josephine Nekesa
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Oct 4, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
