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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Neema
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Mustafa
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Victor Malima
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Kahina
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Abdillah
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Athumani
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Yahya
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Zainab
Guest
May 29, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
May 22, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
May 17, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 15, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mwagonda
Guest
May 13, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 13, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Amina
Guest
May 6, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
May 4, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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James Kawawa
Guest
Apr 3, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Kahina
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Amani
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Zainab
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mjaka
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
