Short Answer: Because it wanted to catch the bookworm burglars! 📚🐛👮♂️
Explanation: The book decided to join the police force because it had heard that there were mischievous bookworm burglars on the loose! It couldn't bear the thought of its fellow books being devoured by these notorious worms, so it bravely took up the badge and vowed to protect its literary companions. With a sense of duty and a dash of humor, this book-turned-officer set out on a mission to catch those wily bookworms and bring them to justice. 📖💪🚓
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 27, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
Nassar (Guest) on August 16, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 10, 2023
😁 This made my day!
Nashon (Guest) on August 5, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
John Lissu (Guest) on July 30, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 28, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 9, 2023
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 16, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Rabia (Guest) on June 14, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
Mwanajuma (Guest) on June 6, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 12, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
Sarah Karani (Guest) on May 4, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Aziza (Guest) on April 23, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 12, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2023
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
Ndoto (Guest) on April 1, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Kijakazi (Guest) on March 14, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
Fatuma (Guest) on March 11, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
Kheri (Guest) on March 11, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 26, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Charles Mboje (Guest) on February 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 22, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 21, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on February 17, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
Bakari (Guest) on February 14, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 13, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
Husna (Guest) on February 10, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 7, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
Yusra (Guest) on February 6, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
Maneno (Guest) on January 28, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
Amir (Guest) on January 17, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on January 9, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 5, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 3, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Zuhura (Guest) on January 1, 2023
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
Nashon (Guest) on December 24, 2022
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Omari (Guest) on December 13, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Halimah (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Bakari (Guest) on November 28, 2022
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 27, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 26, 2022
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 18, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
Jane Malecela (Guest) on November 13, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
Francis Mrope (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on November 3, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Masika (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
Mwanais (Guest) on October 23, 2022
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
Ibrahim (Guest) on October 20, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
Mariam (Guest) on October 19, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 17, 2022
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on October 16, 2022
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on October 7, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Nassar (Guest) on October 7, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 7, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 6, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Shamsa (Guest) on October 6, 2022
😄 You got me good!