Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! π΅π
Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! πΈπ₯π€
Mwagonda (Guest) on August 30, 2023
π Instant mood boost!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on August 26, 2023
π Still cracking up!
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on August 20, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ππ
Omari (Guest) on August 11, 2023
π This is pure brilliance!
Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on August 5, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ππ
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 3, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Farida (Guest) on July 31, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. π§π€²
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on July 31, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. π€’π€
Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 23, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ππ
Nashon (Guest) on July 21, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? π¦ΈββοΈβ€οΈ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 19, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 11, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 11, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! π»π
Shamim (Guest) on July 8, 2023
Iβve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ποΈββοΈπΆ
Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 24, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Sofia (Guest) on June 18, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2023
π This is gold!
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 9, 2023
Why couldnβt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ππ
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on June 9, 2023
If Monday had a face, Iβd punch it. π₯π
Mchuma (Guest) on June 4, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 30, 2023
I havenβt lost my mind. Itβs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πΎπ€―
Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Zuhura (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Ramadhan (Guest) on May 1, 2023
π What a joke!
Neema (Guest) on April 29, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Mwanajuma (Guest) on April 9, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. π΄
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 7, 2023
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 6, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ππ·
Asha (Guest) on March 30, 2023
Why donβt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ππ―ββοΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 16, 2023
π Best laugh of the day!
Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 11, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. π΄ποΈ
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 9, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! π―
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 26, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? β²οΈπ½οΈ
Salum (Guest) on February 23, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. βπββοΈ
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 18, 2023
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Mwachumu (Guest) on February 17, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts! π¦΄π
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2023
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ππͺ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 1, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. π§ββοΈπ΅
Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on January 24, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Daudi (Guest) on January 21, 2023
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 24, 2022
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2022
I canβt adult today. Please donβt make me adult. π¬π§Έ
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 15, 2022
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2022
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 9, 2022
π Definitely my new go-to joke!
Nyota (Guest) on November 22, 2022
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. π¦©π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
Mwanakhamis (Guest) on November 16, 2022
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! π₯π¦
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 5, 2022
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ππ€£
Husna (Guest) on November 5, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! π±β°οΈ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 29, 2022
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 26, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! ππ
George Wanjala (Guest) on October 15, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. π΅πΆββοΈ
Bahati (Guest) on September 24, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
Azima (Guest) on September 20, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! πͺ°πΆββοΈ
Makame (Guest) on September 9, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 27, 2022
π€£ Brilliant joke!