Short Answer: ๐ Because the ghosts were caught playing hide and seek and kept escaping!
Explanation: The fences around cemeteries exist to prevent mischievous ghosts from wandering off and causing spooky trouble. It turns out they were quite the sneaky bunch, always trying to play hide and seek with unsuspecting visitors. But those clever cemetery keepers finally had enough and decided to put up fences to keep those tricky spirits in check. So, next time you visit a cemetery, keep an eye out for any playful ghosts trying to wiggle their way through the fences! ๐ป
Tambwe (Guest) on September 17, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
Ndoto (Guest) on September 14, 2023
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2023
๐ Iโm dying!
Ibrahim (Guest) on September 8, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
Baridi (Guest) on August 25, 2023
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Mgeni (Guest) on August 21, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! ๐ป๐
Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 17, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
James Mduma (Guest) on August 15, 2023
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
Mchawi (Guest) on August 15, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐ฟ
Leila (Guest) on August 8, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โ๏ธ๐งต
Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 27, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. ๐โโ๏ธ๐
Sekela (Guest) on July 26, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 21, 2023
๐ Nailed it!
Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 21, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but thereโs no app to keep track of them. ๐ฑ๐
Fadhili (Guest) on July 12, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐โธ๏ธ
Leila (Guest) on June 24, 2023
This joke deserves an award! ๐
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 20, 2023
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2023
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 6, 2023
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 29, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasnโt peeling well! ๐๐ค
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
Faiza (Guest) on May 17, 2023
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐ ๐
Ibrahim (Guest) on May 8, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 4, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. ๐ก๐
Abdillah (Guest) on April 30, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2023
If weโre not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ฅช๐ก
Shani (Guest) on April 26, 2023
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
George Ndungu (Guest) on April 24, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐ธ๐๏ธ
John Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2023
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
Nashon (Guest) on April 16, 2023
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ฎ๐ค
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 14, 2023
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Kiza (Guest) on April 8, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
Nashon (Guest) on March 20, 2023
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
Sarafina (Guest) on March 19, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! ๐ณ๐ฆท
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 15, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 7, 2023
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Umi (Guest) on March 3, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
George Mallya (Guest) on March 3, 2023
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐ฐ๐๏ธ
Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 23, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
Bahati (Guest) on February 22, 2023
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
Salma (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฅฌ
John Mushi (Guest) on February 9, 2023
Whatโs a frogโs favorite candy? Lollihops! ๐ธ๐ญ
Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 8, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
Issa (Guest) on January 30, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 28, 2023
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
Mwajuma (Guest) on January 22, 2023
๐ So funny!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 17, 2023
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2023
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
Nassor (Guest) on December 29, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 26, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 21, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 10, 2022
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโm gaining weight. ๐๐
Victor Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 7, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
Mwanais (Guest) on November 26, 2022
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
Rubea (Guest) on November 26, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐