Why are there fences around cemeteries?

Tambwe (Guest) on September 17, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Ndoto (Guest) on September 14, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Faiza (Guest) on September 11, 2023

😂 I’m dying!

Ibrahim (Guest) on September 8, 2023

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Baridi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Mgeni (Guest) on August 21, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on August 17, 2023

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

James Mduma (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Mchawi (Guest) on August 15, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Leila (Guest) on August 8, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 27, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Sekela (Guest) on July 26, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 24, 2023

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 21, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on July 21, 2023

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 12, 2023

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Fadhili (Guest) on July 12, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Leila (Guest) on June 24, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 20, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 7, 2023

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 6, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 29, 2023

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 20, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Faiza (Guest) on May 17, 2023

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 8, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on May 4, 2023

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Abdillah (Guest) on April 30, 2023

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on April 26, 2023

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Shani (Guest) on April 26, 2023

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

George Ndungu (Guest) on April 24, 2023

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

John Mushi (Guest) on April 24, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Nashon (Guest) on April 16, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 14, 2023

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Kiza (Guest) on April 8, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nashon (Guest) on March 20, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sarafina (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 15, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Kheri (Guest) on March 8, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 7, 2023

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Umi (Guest) on March 3, 2023

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

George Mallya (Guest) on March 3, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Bahati (Guest) on February 22, 2023

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Salma (Guest) on February 20, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

John Mushi (Guest) on February 9, 2023

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on February 8, 2023

😁 Added to my favorites!

Issa (Guest) on January 30, 2023

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 28, 2023

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mwajuma (Guest) on January 22, 2023

😂 So funny!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 17, 2023

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 12, 2023

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nassor (Guest) on December 29, 2022

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 26, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Diana Mallya (Guest) on December 21, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 10, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 7, 2022

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mwanais (Guest) on November 26, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rubea (Guest) on November 26, 2022

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅