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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Tabu
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Zawadi
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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John Lissu
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Aug 17, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Aug 6, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Fatuma
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😂 So funny!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Kazija
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Neema
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Khadija
Guest
May 26, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
May 17, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Bakari
Guest
May 12, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Kheri
Guest
May 6, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Halima
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Warda
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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George Wanjala
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Makame
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 17, 2023
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mariam
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Feb 26, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Jamila
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Majid
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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George Tenga
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Baraka
Guest
Jan 16, 2023
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jan 2, 2023
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Shani
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
