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Habiba
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
May 17, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 13, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Kazija
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 25, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Makame
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Kassim
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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David Sokoine
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Warda
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Neema
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Mwajuma
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Khadija
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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David Kawawa
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Jabir
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 4, 2022
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Mchawi
Guest
Sep 27, 2022
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Maulid
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 12, 2022
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Sep 2, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
😁 This is gold!
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Faiza
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Aug 27, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
