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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Jafari
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nassor
Guest
Jun 20, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Jabir
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 30, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Hashim
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 28, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Sultan
Guest
May 10, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 6, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Nasra
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Amir
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Frank Macha
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Arifa
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Halima
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
😄 What a joke!
