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Aug 24, 2023
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Nancy Akumu
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Aug 20, 2023
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
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John Lissu
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Aug 9, 2023
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Mwajuma
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Aug 9, 2023
I love long walks, especially when theyβre taken by people who annoy me. πΆββοΈπ
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Lucy Wangui
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Aug 5, 2023
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
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David Chacha
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Jul 29, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Jafari
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Jul 13, 2023
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
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Saidi
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Jul 5, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! π‘π
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Alice Wanjiru
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Jul 5, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Shamsa
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Jun 25, 2023
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Nassor
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Jun 20, 2023
Why donβt skeletons fight each other? They donβt have the guts. ππ₯
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Jabir
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Jun 18, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeΓ±o business! πΆοΈπ€
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Alice Jebet
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Jun 11, 2023
What do you call a bear thatβs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! π»π§οΈ
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Jacob Kiplangat
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Jun 11, 2023
π Can't stop laughing!
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Umi
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
The road to success is always under construction. π§ποΈ
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Saidi
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Elizabeth Mtei
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May 30, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. π‘π
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Hashim
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 28, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! πΏοΈπ°
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Sultan
Guest
May 10, 2023
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 6, 2023
Classic! Iβm still laughing! π
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Sarah Mbise
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Apr 20, 2023
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. π°οΈπ΄
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Peter Mwambui
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Apr 18, 2023
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
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Nasra
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Apr 8, 2023
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! π¦π½οΈ
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Francis Mtangi
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Apr 1, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. π‘π
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canβt laugh at yourself, call meβIβll laugh at you. π€£π
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 7, 2023
π Best laugh of the day!
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Kahina
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! π
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
Dear sleep, Iβm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! π΄π
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Amir
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Feb 20, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πΌ
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Brian Karanja
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Feb 16, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ππ₯
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Frank Macha
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Feb 13, 2023
π€£ This one got me good!
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Victor Mwalimu
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Feb 7, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ππ΅οΈββοΈ
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Lucy Mushi
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Feb 5, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! π¦πΏ
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jan 27, 2023
π€£ Iβm literally dying of laughter!
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Joseph Kitine
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Jan 25, 2023
If stress burned calories, Iβd be a supermodel. π₯π
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Shukuru
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Jan 10, 2023
Iβm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. π΄π
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 7, 2023
I donβt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. βπ
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
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Carol Nyakio
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Jan 5, 2023
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! βπ
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Sarah Karani
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Dec 27, 2022
I wasnβt born to 'just get things done'βI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. π€―π€ͺ
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Shamim
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
Iβd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ππ€
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
What do you call a snowmanβs dog? A slush puppy! βπ
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Arifa
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Nov 16, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Andrew Mahiga
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Nov 11, 2022
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! π
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Elizabeth Mtei
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Nov 11, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
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Agnes Lowassa
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Nov 10, 2022
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Yusra
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Nov 5, 2022
π Totally didnβt see that coming!
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Halima
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Nov 4, 2022
π€£ Sharing this with everyone!
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Susan Wangari
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Oct 30, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ππ¦·
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 29, 2022
Whatβs brown and sticky? A stick! πΏπ
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Muslima
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Oct 27, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
π Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
π Canβt stop laughing!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€
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Rahma
Guest
Sep 28, 2022
π What a joke!
