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Michael Onyango
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Aug 17, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Mgeni
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 24, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
May 28, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
May 27, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Faiza
Guest
May 9, 2023
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 5, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Michael Mboya
Guest
May 3, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 23, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Shani
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Azima
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
🤣 Pure genius!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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John Lissu
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Mariam
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Shamsa
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Mwanais
Guest
Dec 24, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Omari
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Sarafina
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Zubeida
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
Thanks Ackyshine
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋♀️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Grace Minja
Guest
Oct 19, 2022
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
😂 So funny!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 15, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Anna Malela
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
