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David Chacha
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Aug 1, 2023
Why donโt skeletons fight each other? They donโt have the guts. ๐๐ฅ
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Mgeni
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Jul 28, 2023
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐ดโโ๏ธ๐ด
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Chris Okello
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Jul 18, 2023
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Ali
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Juma
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Iโve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐ธ๐
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 30, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐พ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
May 27, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Zawadi
Guest
May 22, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Halimah
Guest
May 5, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
๐คฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Shukuru
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐ณ๏ธ๐ฆ
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Khalifa
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. ๐
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Nahida
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
My brain has too many tabs open. ๐ป๐ง
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Rehema
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐
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Rahma
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโll go on ahead! ๐ฉ๐โโ๏ธ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐ฆจโ๏ธ
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Mar 26, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! ๐ฅ๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
Why donโt scientists trust stairs? Theyโre always leading you up to something! ๐งช๐ช
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
๐ Saving this one!
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Amina
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ
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Nchi
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
Iโm not clumsy. Itโs just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐๐๏ธ
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
You know youโre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ๐๐ฅ
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
I hate when Iโm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jan 15, 2023
Monday should be optional. ๐ดโณ
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Omari
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐ฑ๐ด
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John Mushi
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. ๐๐ด
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
Why donโt bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ
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Sekela
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
๐ Iโm dying!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
๐คฃ Pure genius!
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donโt like losing. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Warda
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐ก๐ผ
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while Iโm talking on it. ๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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Ann Awino
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! ๐๐
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 27, 2022
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Rahma
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! ๐ฑ๐ฑ๏ธ
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Zuhura
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 7, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Aug 31, 2022
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
