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Fikiri
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Sep 7, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. ๐ท๐
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Paul Ndomba
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Sep 1, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Leila
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 8, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 2, 2023
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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James Malima
Guest
Jul 15, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 10, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! ๐คง๐
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
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Biashara
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. ๐ต๐ถโโ๏ธ
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
May 31, 2023
๐คฃ This joke is too good!
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Zawadi
Guest
May 18, 2023
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐พ๐
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Kahina
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didnโt add up! โ๐คจ
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Omar
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
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Issack
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐๐ณ
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
If you think nobody cares if youโre alive, try missing a couple of car payments. ๐๐ต
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Kheri
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
๐ I canโt stop laughing!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Mar 18, 2023
Iโm writing a book. Iโve got the page numbers done. ๐๐
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Kazija
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ๐๐จ
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Iโd give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. ๐๐ค
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
๐ You got me!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
๐ Added to my favorites!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ๐ฉโ
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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John Mushi
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. โก๐
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Saidi
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐๐ฉโ๐ผ
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
๐ Still cracking up!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! ๐ทโโ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Salum
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ถ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 6, 2022
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Ali
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
I always give 100% at workโ12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐
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Tabu
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Nov 21, 2022
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Patrick Mutua
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Nov 7, 2022
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Kassim
Guest
Nov 7, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 6, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐๐
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
๐ I havenโt laughed this hard in a while!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Nov 2, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
I didnโt see that punchline comingโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! ๐๐ฅ
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Masika
Guest
Oct 24, 2022
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
