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Yahya
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Oct 13, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Issa
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Oct 12, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Hawa
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Asha
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Safiya
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Habiba
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Abdullah
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Mohamed
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Athumani
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 31, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Mchawi
Guest
May 20, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Mchawi
Guest
May 19, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
May 14, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 12, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Mjaka
Guest
May 1, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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James Mduma
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 22, 2023
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 18, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mgeni
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Nov 27, 2022
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Zakia
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
