A bat's favorite pastime? Hanging out! 🦇😄
Explanation: Bats are known for their unique ability to hang upside down, so their favorite pastime would naturally involve hanging around. The pun on "hanging out" adds a humorous twist, making the answer funny and light-hearted. The bat emoji further emphasizes the playful nature of the response.
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 18, 2023
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 13, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 12, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
James Mduma (Guest) on August 10, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 2, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on August 2, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
David Musyoka (Guest) on August 1, 2023
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
Ndoto (Guest) on July 28, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
Wande (Guest) on July 26, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
Arifa (Guest) on July 24, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
Zuhura (Guest) on July 15, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 25, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Violet Mumo (Guest) on June 19, 2023
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on June 17, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
Halimah (Guest) on June 14, 2023
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2023
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 23, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 14, 2023
😆 That punchline!
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on May 13, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 12, 2023
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 2, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 16, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Binti (Guest) on March 28, 2023
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃♂️
Daniel Obura (Guest) on March 19, 2023
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
Bakari (Guest) on March 13, 2023
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Fatuma (Guest) on March 12, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 27, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 20, 2023
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
Sekela (Guest) on February 18, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Joy Wacera (Guest) on February 16, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
Jabir (Guest) on February 2, 2023
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
Warda (Guest) on February 1, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
Mgeni (Guest) on January 23, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
David Chacha (Guest) on January 13, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 11, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
Neema (Guest) on December 28, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on December 21, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Zakia (Guest) on December 17, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
Issack (Guest) on December 16, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
Mwanaisha (Guest) on December 15, 2022
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
George Tenga (Guest) on December 14, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 10, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 2, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 2, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
Issa (Guest) on November 27, 2022
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on November 18, 2022
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 13, 2022
😁 Added to my favorites!
Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 2, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Safiya (Guest) on October 29, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 29, 2022
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 25, 2022
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on October 22, 2022
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Khamis (Guest) on October 19, 2022
😂 I’m saving this one!
Peter Mbise (Guest) on October 15, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 9, 2022
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
Abubakari (Guest) on October 1, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 29, 2022
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
Jaffar (Guest) on September 22, 2022
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖