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Omari
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Oct 25, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Sultan
Guest
Sep 29, 2023
😅 I needed that!
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Kassim
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Issack
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Yusuf
Guest
Sep 5, 2023
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Salima
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nyota
Guest
Jul 23, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Robert Okello
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Mchuma
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 25, 2023
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Rahim
Guest
May 24, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Rabia
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 19, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Tambwe
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Samuel Were
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 12, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 9, 2022
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Dec 1, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Halimah
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Joseph Kawawa
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Nov 22, 2022
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mwanaidi
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Oct 21, 2022
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Ibrahim
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
