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Hawa
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Halima
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Athumani
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mchuma
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Aug 5, 2023
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Rubea
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 27, 2023
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Rahim
Guest
Jul 18, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Jabir
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Hekima
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jun 7, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Rahim
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 25, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
May 23, 2023
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Arifa
Guest
May 14, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
May 8, 2023
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Husna
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Nyota
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 14, 2023
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Habiba
Guest
Apr 10, 2023
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Faiza
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 2, 2023
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mhina
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Maida
Guest
Feb 9, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Feb 2, 2023
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Nahida
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jan 27, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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John Malisa
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Safiya
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
