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Salima
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Jun 27, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Nicholas Wanjohi
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Jun 18, 2023
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 9, 2023
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Rashid
Guest
May 29, 2023
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Tabitha Okumu
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May 24, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Chiku
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May 23, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Faiza
Guest
May 15, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Sarah Achieng
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May 15, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Anna Mahiga
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Apr 19, 2023
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Agnes Njeri
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Mar 31, 2023
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Muslima
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Mar 19, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Hawa
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Mwakisu
Guest
Feb 27, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Salima
Guest
Feb 1, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 17, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 16, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jan 10, 2023
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sofia
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 23, 2022
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Husna
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Saidi
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Hamida
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Muslima
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Salma
Guest
Oct 28, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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George Tenga
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Aug 30, 2022
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 24, 2022
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Shamsa
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwafirika
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Mjaka
Guest
Aug 4, 2022
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Zakia
Guest
Aug 3, 2022
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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George Tenga
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Leila
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Jul 26, 2022
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Jul 20, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mariam Hassan
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Jul 19, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Kiza
Guest
Jul 19, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jul 15, 2022
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jul 14, 2022
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 30, 2022
😆 Still cracking up!
