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James Kimani
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Aug 25, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Aug 20, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Issack
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jul 1, 2023
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Shani
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Sofia
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Sarafina
Guest
Jun 2, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 30, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Irene Makena
Guest
May 26, 2023
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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James Malima
Guest
May 23, 2023
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Hamida
Guest
May 20, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mustafa
Guest
May 10, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 10, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Amina
Guest
Apr 20, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 30, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 24, 2023
😄 Perfect joke!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Mar 15, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 10, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Salima
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Maneno
Guest
Jan 26, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Aziza
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 8, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jan 5, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Yusra
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
😂 Gotta save this!
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Nov 13, 2022
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Sofia
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 8, 2022
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Fatuma
Guest
Oct 5, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Mwachumu
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Aug 21, 2022
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 18, 2022
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 17, 2022
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 7, 2022
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 28, 2022
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jul 8, 2022
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Mazrui
Guest
Jun 28, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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Latifa
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 24, 2022
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
