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Faiza
Guest
Aug 26, 2023
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Mchawi
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Omari
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jul 16, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Hawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 11, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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David Nyerere
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 8, 2023
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Fatuma
Guest
May 29, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 26, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Hassan
Guest
May 26, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
May 18, 2023
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 15, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Masika
Guest
May 14, 2023
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Kazija
Guest
May 7, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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David Nyerere
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Mar 8, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 4, 2023
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 25, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Shukuru
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Azima
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 10, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Amani
Guest
Dec 5, 2022
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nassor
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Fadhila
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nyota
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Sep 30, 2022
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Habiba
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 2, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 31, 2022
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 24, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Jul 23, 2022
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Salima
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
