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Mzee
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Sep 20, 2023
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
😂 Sharing right away!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 12, 2023
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Sep 6, 2023
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Omari
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Jamila
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 9, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 8, 2023
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Habiba
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 31, 2023
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
May 29, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 14, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Victor Kamau
Guest
May 11, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 7, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Binti
Guest
May 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Apr 29, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Apr 28, 2023
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 27, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Robert Okello
Guest
Apr 17, 2023
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mwachumu
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 5, 2023
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Bahati
Guest
Jan 29, 2023
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Farida
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jan 11, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Khatib
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Dec 27, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Wande
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 18, 2022
😆 Saving this one!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Zawadi
Guest
Dec 7, 2022
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 16, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Fadhila
Guest
Nov 5, 2022
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 1, 2022
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Baraka
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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John Mushi
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 12, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Oct 10, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 9, 2022
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 11, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2022
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Juma
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
