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Mwalimu
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Sep 24, 2023
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Leila
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Robert Okello
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 16, 2023
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 31, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Jul 28, 2023
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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George Mallya
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
😆 Still cracking up!
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John Lissu
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 28, 2023
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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George Tenga
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jun 26, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 17, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
🤣 Sending this now!
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Zawadi
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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David Chacha
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Wande
Guest
Jun 1, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
May 21, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
May 4, 2023
😂 This is a keeper!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
May 4, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 4, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Apr 21, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 18, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Rukia
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jan 20, 2023
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
😄 You got me!
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Yusuf
Guest
Dec 28, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Arifa
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Dec 11, 2022
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
😆 This one really got me!
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
