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Nchi
Guest
Jul 19, 2023
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Maida
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jun 21, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Josephine
Guest
Jun 5, 2023
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
May 28, 2023
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
May 11, 2023
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Zakia
Guest
May 6, 2023
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 4, 2023
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 3, 2023
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Apr 25, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Ndoto
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Apr 22, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Apr 19, 2023
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 13, 2023
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Issa
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Binti
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwinyi
Guest
Apr 1, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Mar 31, 2023
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 25, 2023
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 9, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Mar 3, 2023
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Sarafina
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 20, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Kazija
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 24, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 4, 2023
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 3, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jan 1, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Abdillah
Guest
Dec 16, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 8, 2022
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Rabia
Guest
Dec 4, 2022
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 23, 2022
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Nov 19, 2022
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Maida
Guest
Oct 30, 2022
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Makame
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Chiku
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Frank Macha
Guest
Oct 13, 2022
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 7, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Amina
Guest
Oct 3, 2022
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rubea
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
